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A Full Contact Origami 5iver on S & M Safe Words You Should Avoid
Published on April 28, 2005 By aegix In Humor
Five Phrases That Probably Aren't A Good Idea For Your Safe Word Phrase When Engaging In S & M (Not that I really know, mind you, but I'm guessing here)

1. That will never fit in there.
2. Tops are wimps.
3. You call that a punch?
4. No need for lubrication
5. I'm allergic to latex.

Comments
on Apr 28, 2005
I was under the impression safe words were supposed to be simple and short, which means all of those are no good. I read once that mustard and ketchup are standards, since they have no relevance in the situation and also imply the red/yellow lights for stop/warning. But as you said, not like I'd really know