1. I hate Enterprise Manager 2. and because of it, have become a better DBA because I can do nearly anything through QA now 3. DTS, at one time, created a job for me 4. but made it a living nightmare because I didn't understand how to change properties dynamically 5. Computed columns are a curse 6. I'm too lazy to read about the sp_MSForEach stored procs 7. So I roll my own iteration loops 8. But will go to the ends of the earth to make something set-based 9. Am a SQL...