A completely Average Guy trying very hard to be a Renaissance Man
Published on May 5, 2005 By aegix In Misc
Hand me the fucking coin change first, then the paper money.

The coins sitting on top of the paper always falls off into that No Man's Chasm of $300 Car Oil Leaks between my car and the drive through window if I don't perform some kind of Hindu yoga master twist of my arm.

Christ!

Comments
on May 05, 2005
so true!
on May 05, 2005
This made me laugh out loud. I feel the exact same way. Sometimes I try and force them to give the metal first, and they get confused and angry. Seriously, how hard is it?
on May 05, 2005
Keep in mind most of these people couldn't make change if the register didn't tell them how much change to give.